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Tees, hats, totes and stickers for people who'd rather talk about plants. Small-batch, printed with care.
T-shirts
New Plants Make People Happy Tee
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New, Featured Buy Plants Irresponsibly Tee
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New Nice Rack Tee
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New Talk Dirty To Me
S · M · L · XL · XXL
2 styles
New Hoya Doin'?
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2 styles
New Garden Hoe
S · M · L · XL · XXL
2 styles
New Size Matters Tee
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New Nodes Before Hoes Tee
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New Prop It Like It's Hot
S · M · L · XL · XXL
2 styles
New Rooting For You
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2 styles
Emotional Support Monstera Tee
S · M · L · XL · XXL
Propagate Irresponsibly Tee
S · M · L · XL · XXL
Saturdays Are For The Plants Tee
S · M · L · XL · XXL
Root Hard
S · M · L · XL · XXL
3 styles
Stickers
All I Need Is Coffee and Plants Vinyl Sticker
Plant Shelf Clear Vinyl Sticker
Coffee and Plants Vinyl Sticker
Crazy Plant Lady Vinyl Sticker
Peace Love Plants Vinyl Sticker
Just One More Vinyl Sticker
Mystery Mini Sticker
Don't Touch Me Plant Sticker
Plant Dad Mustache Sticker
Please Don't Die Plant Sticker
Be Leaf in Yourself Sticker
Cactus Wearing Winter Lights Clear Sticker
Don't Hate, Propagate Sticker
Floral Peace Sign Clear Sticker
Garden Girlie No. 1 Sticker
Garden Girlie No. 2 Sticker
Green Leaf Aesthetic Sticker
I Heart Plants Sticker
Plant Girlie Sticker
Purple and Orange Floral Sticker
Succs to Succ Sticker
Teachers Plant Seeds That Grow Forever Sticker
True Crime and Plants Sticker
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